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Must....go to bed now.
4am
If i go to bed now im doing ok.
I been up since 11, and im completley FUCKED.
That, stacked ontop of an insane orgasm and...well i feel like i could just fall over and die.
BUT STILL!
I PROCRASTINATE!
BRAIN SAYS: "MUST STAY AWAKE! MSUT NOT GO TO BED! MUST HAVE SHIT LIFE!".
UNGH!
...sorry, i have to say "UNGH" as im listening to Millionaire by QoTSA, and anyone who has heard that song, may well know the urge to shout "UNGH!".
Because it's cool.
Anywyay...where was i?
Ah yes! Procrastination!
I think i might go check if my breastplate sold on WoW..
For the best orgasms, don't masturbate for 2 days inbetween.
No more, no less!
Hey this reminds me of my new love for channel five childrens television.
OK HEAR ME OUT!
I meant, the no more, no less bit.
I suppose i could also throw in the masturbation bit (keep hearing me out for the love of god).
Ok, anyone who is English, stay awake until about 6am, and put channel 5 on.
Theres this australlian kids show on with these people that dance and stuff, and two of the chicks are FUCKING HOT.
Seriously, i watched 2 different shows with fucking FIT women in it.
AND theres a fit presenter inbetween each show and they all say kinky shit like "do you want to see Tammy come and play with my box?", and im like "FUCK YEAH I WANNA SEE TAMMY PLAY WITH YOUR BOX!".
Seriously, theres a secret kinky undertone going on there.
Kinda like Death to Smoochy...or is it Smoochy must Die...i get them mixed up.
Right, ok, so masturbation doesnt actually come into it but its sexual attraction and, you know.
Kinda along the same lines.
ANYWAY, as for the No more, no less bit, that jsut reminds me of this fucking pimp ass show called 'Oswald' whichis on at 6:30am on channel 5.
It's about this kick ass octopus, and his pet hotdog, and they go around doing cool shit, and theres this really clever penguin and he likes hot cups of coacoa, with 2 marshmellows, no more, no less.
And then Oswald sings some pimp as gangsta song which is just total genius.
I command you all to watch it.
It's cool as hell.
Anyway, on a different note, before i have the common sense to GO TO BED (and miss Oswald :( ), i would just like to say:
I GOD DAMN HATE THIS MOTHER FUCKING STUPID AS PIECE OF ASS RAPING SHIT HEADSET!
Im going to wrap it around my old mouse and just....i dont know where im going with that, but SOMETHING NOT VERY NICE!
KITTY! http://kittys.ytmnd.com/
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| Teh funnay kwote |
[06 Jul 2005|12:47pm] |
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"It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious".
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| Ugh.. |
[06 Jul 2005|01:00am] |
This is really getting me down now.
1am and i just got out of bed.
Fell asleep again.
I miss prime time everything.
I miss talking to everyone too.
Its like each day consists of 100% college.
It's really really horrible.
I was trying to organise going out to keep me awake...but i fell asleep.
My mum told me not to go to sleep.
She probably could have stopped me but shes far too busy fucking around on FF to be concerned about my physical and mental health.
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| Thats it... |
[29 Jun 2005|06:19pm] |
I'v been through alot of shit this year.
I'v nearly gone insane, iv gone through long periods of paranoia, my girlfriend left me, and my friends have betrayed me.
All of those things, although hard, i feel asthough, after time, i can finally bring myself to live with.
The pain and the suffering will eventually subside.
But alas, there is only so much a man can take.
I'm afraid this is the final straw:
" Soul Calibur 3 set to be a PS2 exclusive "
...Goodbye cruel world, and fuck you.
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| You know.. |
[27 Jun 2005|12:26am] |
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My Dad doesn't get enough credit for what an amzing bloke he is.
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| First things first... |
[26 Jun 2005|05:18am] |
Its 5:20am.
I just got out of bed.
I am NOT going to sleep.
I can't.
The anxiety attacks are starting again.
We have millions upon millions of history documentations, books an memorabilia on stuff like world war 2.
Why?
So we can remember those who gave their lives to give us freedom, and so that we LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES AND IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
DID WE LEARN?
WE AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING LEARN ARE WE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to be sick.
Let me pace out the anxiety and the fear.
Let me mellow myself out and ease the shaking.
I saw a 4 second clip of Soul Calibur 3, and thats all i need to know.
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| Happy birthday to me! |
[21 Jun 2005|02:18am] |
Wow...18.
Didn't see that one comin'.
17 was a state of limbo, aswell as the worst year of my life.
Alot of bad things have happened to me at the age of 17 that i would rather put behind me.
Lets see what being an adult has in store for me, and hopefully my friends can help me enjoy it :)
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| Du! Schneelllll!!1! |
[11 Jun 2005|04:16am] |
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
(Now post this in your journal and see my reaction.)
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| Whoo |
[09 Jun 2005|03:14am] |
Your Deadly Sins
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Envy: 60%
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Lust: 60%
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Wrath: 40%
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Greed: 20%
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Sloth: 20%
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Gluttony: 0%
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Pride: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
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You will die in a duel. |
Damn right i'll die in a duel.
Death before dishonour!
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| Introducing.. |
[16 May 2005|07:01pm] |
The new Anti-Dumbass Filter 2.0, now with LASERS! (lasers stolen from Pip :P)
All my journal entries will be friends only from now on, to filter out all of the assholes.
So if your actually arsed, then please leave a comment and ill keep you on my friends list.
Anyone who doesn't leave their name will be deleted from the friends list.
Fanks.
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| Women take a mile and a half of cock each year. |
[16 May 2005|06:57pm] |
A great quote i found on bash.org:
< @kitten`> Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out
< Ritontor> strokes per minute is 9?
< i> rofl
< m0zz> 4 minutes?
< revva> lol
< Ritontor> what the deuce?
< m0zz> 4 minutes is average!?
< kb_DeAd> the average length of the male penis is 15cm
< i> well since i got at least 9 inches, you should be getting 2 and a 1/4 miles
< @mima> like 4 min is way too short
< kb_DeAd> the average depth of a female vagina is 18cm
< kb_DeAd> goin on current population
< kb_DeAd> australia has 12,367 feet of unused pussy
< i> hang on... work out the average amount of cum we shoot up a bitch each time
< i> and we can work out miles per gallon
< Mad-Cow> rofl
< @catinahat> heAe Ahe AEHA EhaEH
< @catinahat> youre all fucked up
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| Poor guy |
[16 May 2005|03:54pm] |
Looks like Kushan ate a bowl of stupid for breakfast.
Apparently, he doesn't know that someone who finds someone twice their age attractive isn't a pedophile.
There is absoloutley no way, shape or form in which Kushan's retarded statement could be in any way correct.
So just for Kushan, who may be feeling a bit dizzy from a full force blow off the stupid train, heres that definition again:
hypocrisy
n 1: an expression of agreement that is not supported by real
conviction [syn: lip service]
2: insincerity by virtue of pretending to have qualities or
beliefs that you do not really have
And here is a definition of pedophillia just to make it super clear to you:
1 pedophile, paedophile
an adult who is sexually attracted to children
Lets just review the pedophillia statement first of all.
You stated all the facts for me, to prove that you are a dumbass.
Hell, i don't even have to make a key stroke to let everyone know what a dumbass you are.
Now you state that gwen is two times my age.
Correct?
Gwen stefani has no sexual attraction to me, because she doesn't even know who the hell i am.
So Gwen stefani, is not a pedophile.
I am half Gwen Stefani's age, correct?
So how can I be a pedophile for being attracted to someone twice my age?
Now i have killed 2 birds with one stone here.
I accused caterham of being a pedophile.
For me to be a hypocrite, i would have to be a pedophile myself, or perhaps be twice the age of Kay.
Congratulations Kushan - You are a fucking idiot.
How does it feel to prove what a dumbass you are without the help of anyone else?
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| Fucks sake.. |
[16 May 2005|03:51am] |
Mikey, you fucking asshole!
The twat gave me the passwords for over 13000 different porno sites.
This has opened me up to a whole new world of porn.
Its now 3:52am and i have college in 4 hours.
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| Renegade |
[15 May 2005|04:34pm] |
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I want everyone to comment, and write what they think they would be doing right now if Command & Conquer: Renegade was never invented.
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[14 May 2005|03:21am] |
Oh, i forgot to mention.
Gwen Stefani sent me this email today.
Sam
I am a really big fan of you and i love how manly and strong you are, like popeye on spinache steroids.
I would like to ask if i could bathe in baby oil and then rub myself all over you in my bikini if thats ok.
Thanks
Gwen x
P.S I love your washboard abs.
I'm constantly having to please that woman.
*sigh* my work is never done.
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| Shit. |
[14 May 2005|02:57am] |
I wish i could live up to the greatness of some people.
Kushan has been through so much, and now hes moving on.
Oh, haha, wait.
No he hasn't.
My journal is a place where i like to vent all of my negative feelings that are floating around in my head.
I'v been through alot of shit over the past year, and i'd rather not keep it all bottled up, and i would rather not base every conversation around the events that have happened to me.
So i post those negative thoughts on here, where my friends can read it.
Saying "OMFGARZ GTF OVAR ET!!1!2424!" won't stop me from venting my feelings to make certain people happy.
I know half of you think that ever relationship must be a no-contact, low activity, internet relationship, but GUESS WHAT.
Mine wasn't.
If someone close to you dies, then people have a little fucking respect and don't tell you to just "forget about it" do they?
Well i have lost someone close to me and i can't get them back.
This might aswell be a death.
Kay has gone and there is something in her place.
If you can't take the way i vent my anger into consideration, then you obviously aren't my friend, so TAKE ME OFF YOUR FRIENDS LIST.
I know it was similar with Nozzy and me telling him to stfu, but thats because he was getting upset over an online relationship with someone he had never even met.
It was just dumb.
But at the same time, i respect the coming down off the whole relationship thing.
I don't agree with why he was depressed, but i understood that his LJ was his way of venting the depression.
Whilst i'm explaining, i think i'll also explain the severity of my hostality towards Kushan.
I don't want anything to do with him.
Telling him to fuck off and never to contact me again obviously wasn't enough.
I think he is a dishonourable snake, but at the same time, im a very forgiving person.
I didn't want that to happen.
I didn't want Kushan to start talking to me normally and for me to forgive him.
You jsut have to draw the line with some people and get rid of them.
So i pushed him back to his side of the fence and locked the gate.
This was done by being a complete asshole to him, which was over the top, but it was the least he deserved.
If i didn't do that, then he would carry on with his subtle little comments and after a few months i would be ok with him again.
Kushan is not a person i want to be ok with, nor a person that i would ever like to befriend again.
Anyway, going back to the whole angry entries thing.
I just want people to stop being so shallow and naive by looking at what i write on my journal and thinking "Yup, thats Sam all over that is, and if hes making miserable comments on here, then he is obviously constantly angry in real life" or this fucking annoying thought that everyone has that Kay has gotten away with everything. "Sam doesn't mention any arguments with Kay, so he obviously hasn't had one".
I'm a real person with a real life, not a machine that chugs out journal entries for the hell of it.
Basically, try to consider the fact that theres alot more that goes on in my life than what is written on my live journal entries.
Thanks
Sam.
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| Kryptonite |
[13 May 2005|04:42pm] |
You call me strong you call me weak,
but still your secrets i will keep,
You took for granted all the times i never let you down.
You stumbled in and bumped your head,
if not for me then you'd be dead.
I picked you up and put you back on solid ground.
If i go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super-human mind.
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| Oh well.. |
[13 May 2005|01:33am] |
Kushan has finally learnt to shut me out of his life after i posted this on his journal:
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Would you like some cheese with that whine?
Heres you and your opinion: http://www.quickserv.cc/images/crybaby.jpg
Here is me: http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/fonz.jpg
Here is a definition of hypocrisy:
hy·poc·ri·sy
n. pl. hy·poc·ri·sies
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness.
If you weren't looking for trouble, then you wouldn't break a mans dignity and self-concious, and then try to pretend like nothing ever happened.
Just block me from ever posting again and i can kick your teeth in when your stupid enough to come over here, and you won't have anybody to cry to.
You should have just fucked off when i told you to, but you didn't, and then you bitch about how i showed you no remorse and went in for the kill after you destroyed me emotionally.
Well it's your own fault and i have no sympathy for you.
Now i imagine you will continue to ALLOW me to troll your journal and then bitch about it.
Don't put your hand in a fire and then complain about how you got burned, dumbass.
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Well now that he has buggered off, i can finally begin to put everything behind me.
Had to be very cruel to be kind to myself i guess.
I just don't need people like that in my life if i want to try and put this behind me and i can probably learn to do that.
However, there are still a few loose ends to tie up.
Wish me luck.
So i'm sorry to some extent Kushan for being so farward in trying to get rid of you, but that doesn't change the fact that you are an asshole and what you did was unforgivable.
Edit:
Re: For future reference:
[info]kushan
2005-05-13 00:49 (link)
I'm not even gonig to bother replying here
Hahaha.
That goes right up there with AoD:
"Most of your lies are not true".
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